he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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