He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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