i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
