so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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