Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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