Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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