Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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