Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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