Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I am in a vortex of obligation.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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