Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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