3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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