Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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