shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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