My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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