his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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