Just fell off a train. Bad.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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