Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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