i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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