My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Congratulations! We have a period
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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