hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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