yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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