So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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