Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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