talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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