If i come over, it means nothing
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
