Your dad touched me again.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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