Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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