dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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