I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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