I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
