he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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