Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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