Duck Duck Cougar?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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