Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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