i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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