Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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