this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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