Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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