alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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