Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
