Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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