I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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