Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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