I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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