I must be too annoying 4 u.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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