why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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