Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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