She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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