Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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