it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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