Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i would one night stand the shit outta him
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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