ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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