she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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