She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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