S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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