dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
did i just pee glitter
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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