even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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