So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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