awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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