Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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